Sunday, February 24, 2013

The Initiation

Over all of the years, in all of the times I've changed little boys' diapers, this was my first time to be squirted. According to his mom, who I spoke with later about the event, it wasn't even a normal time to be at risk for this. Hmm.

I was changing his diaper, probably moving a little too slowly as I cleaned his backside, and the next thing I knew something was spraying upward. Ha! Even though I was unfamiliar with this phenomena personally, I reacted quickly knowing instantly what was happening. :) I managed to block, but the moment passed quickly. For a second, I wondered what all of the hype was about...just a little spritz. I proceeded to finish wiping and he fired up again!

Apparently he was trying not to go on me, but I tested his limits and he couldn't hold back any longer. In my attempt to react, I lowered his legs and redirected the stream unaware. As I looked down, I saw I was in the cross hairs and dodged just in time to avoid a direct hit to the face. Down my left side, on the floor and though I can't remember how, off to my right too. A quick move of a wipe deflected the rest to soak the changing pad. What range and force. The kind of thing that would impress any man :)

In the end, I came out relatively unscathed. The next day, however, I learned from his mom that in the few hours after the incident he managed to hit both his mom and his dad by surprise attack. 

Apparently he has a new pass time. 

I fear the initiation has only begun.

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